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When masterbating a penis while at the same time pushing ice out of your mouth into the anus.
That girl was a freak! She turned my brown eye blue with her Rusty Igloo skills
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The rusty boneyard -"I wonder if she gives tours of the rusty boneyard."
(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session
The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.
The resulting crusty substance which tends to get embedded into carpet after an older gentleman gives a reach-around to a dog.
I know your grandfather was giving a reach-around to the family dog because this morning I stepped in the rusty wiley.
When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."