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When fire your load on your mate's arse giving it the name
I gave Ashlie some ranch on the side last night
we struggle with this @#%! every night
we struggle with this @#%! every night #hot side of pillow
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When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes
Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"
So basically a south side elve is a midget who came from a “dangerous” neighborhood,you typically see them on those shows like WAGS but for little people,where they just argue and shit
“ What the fuck are those midgets doing?!”
“Hey don’t chat shit,they some thicc south side elves”
A man's second choice to his Significant other. She's not the main woman in his life and never will be.
Have you seen Tara and Katie they Obviously don't realize their side bitches.
Tara and Katie don't understand that he is never leaving his wife, that all they could ever be is his side bitch
A friend one makes on social media (such as instagram) through introduction by a mural close friend. Friendships with side cats can develop rather quickly as they have already been vouched for by the close mutual friend so awkward 'I don't know if you're cool or a freaking weirdo' phase can be avoided
So what's with you and Jessica?
Ohh she's one of my new side cats. Jenny introduced us, they went to college together.
To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate
She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.