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Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.

Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."

by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023


Smoke that Bitch

when you want to beat the shit out of someone

Person 1: Someone is spreading rumours about u.

Person 2: yo imma smoke that bitch

by r@nd0mus3r November 3, 2023


Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

by superhotkarl February 9, 2018


Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022


Black Magic Smoke

back magic smoke is an incense availible in gas stations, hed shops, etc

....remember the first buzz off ganja u had? THIS brings it back to you! Im going cold turkey on incense right now and other than the fact i want a buzz, no REAL withdrawls<<<Wiki it..ZThey caim its so bad bla bla bla, if it is...Legalize the real bud! I cant afford either right now, nd if you are in the market to have one hell of a time, black magic smoke is the way to be. bowl it though, dont roll it. roling this burns really fast!

by ANONBLACKMAGICSMOKE July 10, 2011


smoke a nig

1. to smoke a cigarette ( british)
2. to beat up a nigger(*) ( american)

* an individual with african decent

you wanna go smoke a nig?

by July 31, 2024


Smoke Your Friend Out Day

February 11th

Mark: “yo it’s national smoke your friend out day

Carson: “oh word what does that mean”

Mark: “roll a doob

by notbigmike2 February 12, 2021