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After the act of sex the man takes his used condom, twirls it in the air like a helicopter and then throws it onto his partner's body, thereby cause his "seed" to explode out like a bomb. It is traditional to yell out "SEED BOMB" as one releases to throw.
Bro 1: Dude did I hear you hooked up with Chelsea last week?
Bro 2: Hell yeah man, f****** seed bombed that sloot!
*Bro's high-five and resume throwing the lacrosse ball*
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Some good sex; a large penis
Dang girl, last night i got a piece of some bomb dong.
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A goose bomb is the needle like projectile that commonly falls from a gooses ass, in a full flock during full V-formation. They are light as rain, or can weigh up to 10 lbs.
I had to dodge goose bombs while my friends were being torn apart by them, as the mother goose flew overhead. The schoolhouse where I saught shelter crumbled underneath the savage poo.
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When Lechuga gets hit with a tidal wave of diarrhea and puke on a Greyhound bus. This Tsunami-like rush is usually caused by a sorority dweller's laxative intensive diet coupled with copious amounts of bad vodka. Once the laxatives meet the viscious intoxication, the sorority dweller will shit and puke all over the bus and, possibly, a Choog. To escape, a Choog will offer the bus driver $60 bucks, which the bus driver accepts. While the Choog thinks this gets him out of the situation, the bus driver hands him a mop. Choog mops, then blacks out in disgust.
Yes, for the thousandth time, bro, she shit on the bus, I paid the bus driver, I cleaned it, I blacked out. God damn Hershey Bomb.
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The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.
I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.
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A wow bomb consists of many repeated "wow's" in a single consecutive "wow" chain. This occurs when certain people are told something they find surprising or don't believe. The wow's can vary in length and some are emphasized more than others. A wow bomb can sound like someone trying to get their car started but instead of pistons pumping, you hear wows.
Chris: "Man I told Ben I didn't like tacos and the Wow Bomb went off."
Jeff: "You don't like tacos?!"
Chris: "No."
Jeff: "Wow! wow! wow! wow wow wow! WOW! wow WOW WOW! wow wow! WOW! WOW! WOW! wow wow wow WOW!"
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Sexy-ness beyond belief, Desiree, Sophia & Shweta take home the prize of being the ultimate sex bombs. God they are sexy.
"Gosh they are just the definition of sexy! Those Sex Bombs!"
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