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'Jacobs' is complex Cockney rhyming slang for 'knackers'. Jacob's Cream Crackers.
"I looked him straight in the face and said, 'I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!”
jacob:cute , hot , most likely is a bad student.
great sense of humour.
will care and defend the ones he loves.
he has a big smile that could met anyones heart. If you have a jacob in ur life, don’t let them go.
Jacob is the most stupidest most racist most weirdest and definitely the most dumbest person you will ever meet.
omg that dude is so dumb he's definitely a Jacob
the best boyfriend you will ever have. he has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen and you can look into them forever. the sweetest voice you will ever hear, you can even fall asleep to it. he also has the most beautiful blonde hair ever and the cutest smile. he knows how to treat you right and never fails to put a smile on ur face and make you laugh. sometimes he can be a little mean but he never means it. his personality is the best ever. hes so nice and caring, he is funny and beautiful. hes just so perfect. he will do anything for you, he will give u the world. if u ask he will give (or try atleast). he gives the best presents in the world. hes also very very amazing at basketball, baseball, and football. hes athletic.. AND PRETTY. hes just the most perfect human being in the whole wide world. hes amazing<3
i love jacob
A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.
Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.