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When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!
I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!
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It is a slang mostly used for fun, it has no meaning. It is mostly found on WhatsApp status and Facebook posts.
Do you have the full video?
Yes, I have the full video dm me.
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a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.
"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake
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A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.
That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.
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That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!
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Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows is a niche meme/reference, used as a non sequitur joke/punchline. It originated on the Facebook page for Certified Kinobot, a bot that generates screencaps of movies and TV shows when given a specific command line by users, amongst a number of other features. The first known instance of Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows was tied to a requested frame from Avengers Endgame (2019), specifically frame #2331. Because the bot was using a torrented copy to generate the frame, this resulted in Steve Rogers (Captain America) appearing to say the phrase "Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows" after his "No I Don't Think I Will" line. This is because the embedded captions for the film were altered by the torrent uploader for advertising their torrent website.
After this first frame was requested and posted on Facebook, many reacted to it with a mixture of amusement and bewilderment. Soon after, users began using the bot's "swap" feature to insert the "Full HD Movies" quote into frames from other films. Several examples include the phrase being switched with "How would you like some ice cream, doc" in The Shining, and "you will not laugh, you will not cry" in Full Metal Jacket. Over several years, the joke became more and more frequently used and referenced in the comments on Kinobot posts, with Facebook users re-arranging the requested movie quotes to incorporate the "Full HD Movies" line.
Normal movie quote
Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows
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...of pwncaeks.
you ask someone "aren't you full" if they continue to get pwnd, or 'served pwncaeks.'
Erica has been pwning her friend Nick all day.
So we say Erica has been serving Nick Pwncaeks.
If Erica continues to serve Nick giant stacks of pwncaeks, it is then proper for her to say, "Dude, Nick... Aren't you full yet?"
because eating that many pwncaeks is bound to make someone full.
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