Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

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That shit don't fly with me

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.

Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground

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one eyed bull fly

A mythical creature that symbolizes friendship and good times.

That was such an one eyed bull fly time, I miss those days.

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You can't possibly be flying

A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.

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Fly Up Clown Killa

F:Fly
U:Up
C:Clown
K:Killa

*stubs toe* Awww Fly up clown Killa, that fuckn hurt!

Zeo Flying Power Kick

A move used during any sporting event involving kicking something such as a ball. It involves jumping, usually with a running start, until your entire body is horizontal with one leg extended outward to make a devestating impact. Time seems to slow down as everyone witnesses such badassery. Based off of the move invented by Tommy Oliver in Power Rangers

*Soccer ball in mid air*
Player: Zeo Flying Power Kick!
*Scores the winning goal, taking out the goalie and destroying the net in the process*

fly by night mother fucker

The type of person who is shady, scandalous and typically does dirt in the late hours or very early morning. May have a girlfriend but never sees her due to his extracurricular activities he chooses.

Girl you don’t need him, he’s one of those fly by night mother fuckers.

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