Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
Kyle is a dirty immy that 1 dipped Aimee Leigh when he’s in the process of this he screams like a dirty paki
Hey do u know that Kyle Dawson kid ? Ye the scruffy Steve head big nose cheesy dick quagmire looking piece of shit ! Ye he’s so cool
Kyle is a dirty immy that 1 dipped Aimee Leigh when he’s in the process of this he screams like a dirty paki
Hey do u know that Kyle Dawson kid ? Ye the scruffy Steve head big nose cheesy dick quagmire looking piece of shit ! Ye he’s so cool
Fat moon ed smells of cheesey dick got fake teeth when beating Aimee Leigh he moans like a scruffy polish immy
Yo uno Kyle Dawson ? Ye the smelly spastic Somalian smells of arse 1 dipped Aimee. Ye that’s him
Imagine a clock with only one hand... what would you call that useless. Kyle Utter is just that, useless.
I was going to do my homework, but then my pencil became a Kyle Utter
The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle
A wee arse ned fi the scheme of methil, absolute nutter of a boy pumped this mad wee grannie built like a brickshit hoose but cunt still gave it a bash
That wee Kyle duffys a nutter man cuttin aboot shaggin grannies