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What Sam's old lady does every night to him
She made gooey turtle right on his face
A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”
when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.
did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.
When ur baked & ur eyes are so small like a turtle coming out of its shell
F: Bro, I am so baked...
G: Yeah, Turtle Mode Braaaah
When you get awkward and want to dissolve into your sweatshirt.
"I went all turtle mode on that hoe."
Someone who is slow, (Crippled) and gets sick a lot; because they have a weak immune system.
Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.
Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.