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A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.
Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.
Person 2: This dude.
A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.
Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."
men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.
also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?
Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.
Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?
Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...
Man 1: ... sugary dude.
when you wanna hook up and have plans to but you're being too antsy, so on the third text you send your partner wants you to calm down
what's your deal?
dude relax.
When a party or event had an inordinate percentage of male attendants and/or unattractive females or shemales of questionable gender. (see also: sausage fest, Allston)
Dude, let's pack it up. This party is a dude zoo and the only way not to go home alone is to get gay.
A sorry little faggot who is absolutely shit at gaming. A girl or transgender who likes there own mom while also keeping a secret sexual relation with Donut's. A Donute Dude is very fond of everything you get. You get something cool for yourself? He goes out and makes a Chinese version. Donut Dude's normally have sex 3 times a day, donut's or mom's only. A Donut Dude is the worst thing you will meet.
donut dude is a horny duck.
A sorry little faggot who is absolutely shit at gaming. A girl or transgender who likes there own mom while also keeping a secret sexual relation with Donut's. A Donute Dude is very fond of everything you get. You get something cool for yourself? He goes out and makes a Chinese version. Donut Dude's normally have sex 3 times a day, donut's or mom's only. A Donut Dude is the worst thing you will meet.
donut dude is a horny duck.