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its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle
you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle
Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.
Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
Basically a lesbian but a reptile
I sexually identify as a turtle.
An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.
Damn, Rob is one Tipsy Turtle tonight!
The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them
That guy is such a turtle bender!!
a very not good ran tan moneky chan
u know see turtle
yeah?
hes a very not good ran tan moneky chan
to hide something from someone else.
We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!