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Noun: A complete Thug Gangster who doesn't take anything from anybody
Verb: To get a girl pregnant
James: Yo man who that be?
Rober: I don't know bro.
James: Well don't mess with him he looks T-White
Jose: Yo man that was a sweet party last night.
Dominique: Not really man I pulled a T-White!
Jose: I told you to use protection dawg
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The universal paint color a landlord sprays on the walls of an apartment between tenants. Apparently blind to any of the hundreds of colors available, a landlord will universally choose “landlord white” harboring under the delusion that is what most tenants would choose if they had a choice.
Landlord: “I gave the apartment a fresh coat of paint before you move in.”
Tenant: “Let me guess: landlord white?”
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1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian
2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.
3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.
ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!
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The name for a man that is not mentally well and finds himself caught by a crazy narcissist bitch type women, and has complete mental control over him. Usually with the vagina as the ever present prize as he's carrot. Constantly that being the distraction he never realizes that he has become "A White Mouse" in his life. Like a mouse, he is trapped in a maze with sex replaced as the scent of peanut butter and a woman that changes her walls and plays tricks on him so he. Constantly fucking with the poor bastard.
John -Yo bro you see that chick?
Ned- Yeah she don't want a man unless he's 'a white mouse'. She's crazy like that, wants complete control over her men and everything.
John-Dame! Something must of happened to her when she was young to be like that. That's not normal.
Ned- The bitch is crazy!
John-Dame!
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1) An incorrect spelling of the Isle of Wight, in Southern England.
2) Used by both Islanders and non-islanders about the Isle of Wight having an extremely high percentage of white people compared to the rest of England.
1) person a: I went to the Isle of white last week
person b: You mean the Isle of Wight?
2) person a: I went to the Isle of wight last week and we walked in to a pub and were just stared at. Didn't see another black person all week.
person b: They don't call it the isle of white for nothing!
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Zero Ultra White Monster is made for the white male to drink during White Boy Summer to vrilmax, save his country, and destroy (((them))).
Alpha: Holy shit dude when you took a sip of that White Monster you grew 6ft tall, got ripped, and your testosterone went up.
Alpha #2: I know, I love my people now.
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Any variation of a number of coffee orders usually chosen by a young white middle class female involving an insanely complicated combination of any of the following:
soy
decaf
low fat
skim
half fat
2% fat
caramel
nutrasweet
vanilla syrup
creamer
mocha
raw sugar
white sugar
equal
cappuccino half-foam
flat white
latte
piccolo latte
water at 73.5 degrees
water that is not too hot
etc etc etc
May also contain coffee.
Customer: "Hey can I please have a fat-free sugar-free orange mocha frappuccino latte on soy with half foam and a dash of cinnamon?"
Barista: **rolls eyes** "oh you mean a white bother?"
Customer: "ummm sure."
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