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the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century
friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u
Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.
“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”
“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”
you know who im talking about ;)
Big person who is dark ran into kfc and ate all the fried chicken.
if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants
friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10
Doesn’t mind helping out at all
Person in need of help: You rock!
Someone who rocks: Of course! I don’t mind helping at all.
are the type to kill you when you breathe near another girl.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.
Girls who hold 4 fingers up-toxic
“he shook her hand and she killed him and her”
You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"
Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."