The greatest fortnite duo of all freaking time. Both wear Andre and cook the heck out of nears. Why aren’t they so good? Nobody knows, they’re just cracked. Better than Sanders.
OH NO, it’s Taddeo and Dylan, run!
A wee Fanny.
Ian: Kyle did you hear about Dylan gibb
Kyle: No...
Ian: He is a wee fanny
Ketty member licks assholes for £5
Dylan needham is a pagan
Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims
I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis
The best and most caring person ever. He's truly an amazing person. I'm truly lucky to be able to date him.
I love you Dylan Vonnegut ward
A mother fucking beast that has a gigantic penis. Built asf, tall asf, and can bench more than you. If you try to step up he will sit you right back down.
"Never step up to Dylan Phoenix he will destroy you!"
Eli Manning’s favorite phrase to say to Dylan (his friend who he met at Hotel de Paris in Monte Carlo, Monaco)
Eli: “plus Dylan” *runs away
Dylan: “tf?”
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