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When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation
"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."
When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.
I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.
What Sam's old lady does every night to him
She made gooey turtle right on his face
A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”
when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.
did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.
When ur baked & ur eyes are so small like a turtle coming out of its shell
F: Bro, I am so baked...
G: Yeah, Turtle Mode Braaaah
When you get awkward and want to dissolve into your sweatshirt.
"I went all turtle mode on that hoe."