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A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.
"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."
"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."
To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go
I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive
Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.
The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis
I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut
dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"