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An un-intelligent,narrow minded friend who is annoying,and obnoxious.
Quit being such a Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk.
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Marissa you're kicking my donkey. Let's get this issue addressed.
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A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.
Jim: Can i get a number 5
minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car
Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers
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THE BEST SHIP EVER SONIC X DONKEY KONG RULES IT IS THE MOST LOVEABLE SHIP ON THE PLANET
N: I LOVE SONIC X DONKEY KONG
S: IT'S AMAZING
H: What the fuck is Sonic x Donkey Kong
G: THE BEST SHIP EVER
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When You Believe your brother comes and chills
Ex: Define When Pigs Fly
“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off
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A female rides a male in the reverse cowgirl position, and proceeds to play the male's testicles as though there were conga drums.
Male: "Oh baby I love it when you ride me backwards and play my balls like conga drums!"
Female: "I know, I call it the Reverse Donkey Kong Jr."
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When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.
I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.
Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.
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