Compton Car Ride

Basically a Nebraska truck ride, with a twist. When someone takes you for a car ride in the ghetto and finds somewhere to rape the shit out of you.

Holy shit did you hear Jamal gave Chester a Compton Car Ride?

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riding the crest of a wave

sex with a fat bird

last night I got wrecked and ended up riding the crest of a wave

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Polish Bike Ride

The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".

Polish Bike Ride is described in the definition and the ascii art below:

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ride yo dick

to start rankin on some poe lil nigga dat think he hard

antwone imma ride yo dick if yo ass dont shut tha fuck up tryin to act all hard but guess wut nigga yo ass softa den a pancake

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riding the iron rooster

A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.

1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."

2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"

3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."

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Ghost ride

To have sex with a man/woman when you are soooo drunk (blackout, obliterated, donzoed, residing in the abyss) that you do not remember the experience until you are notified by a friend, acquaintance or the ghost ridden individual.

I had sex with Sally/Sammy?!?! Wow...If that's not a ghost ride, I will lick E-40s taint. (Apply stunna shades, and casually walk away)

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nantucket sleigh-ride

you bang a fat girl while she's in bondage. Then you let her go after a week and ride her ass as she crawl the refrigerator for food.

Person 1: Where you the last week?
Person 2: I took a real huge porker on a nantucket sleigh-ride last night.
Person 1: Was it the best time of your life?
Person 2: Absolutely.

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