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you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"
"why are you barring my life right now fam"
a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head
Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?
Woman: shur,is that like a twinky
Man: cum here ill show ya
When you get rejected romantically at a pub.
I've have so many bar scars in the last few weeks that I can't even remember how many.
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The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery
An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm
omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar
A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.