Jump his bones

To fight

Girl: “and if he puts his hands on you again I’m gonna have to jump his bones”

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Digging up Bones

When you are constantly running into elderly people. Being the youngest person at any given space by at least 40 years.

I went to Java City the other day, and between the customers and the barista, I was digging up bones.

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crusty Trump bone

A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"

Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.

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T-bone steak

A name given to phunkalicious friends who have cool clothes and hair

I hang out with T-bone steak to improve my social status.

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bone hole

(verb, trans) bone holing
(1) to stymie a routine function through lack of consideration or general apathy
(2) re-routing someone through endless bureaucratic channels

(1) When you mail the checks really late, it bone holes me yet again.
(2)Government tech guy: Some lady just called me to say she needs a software upgrade, and I gave her the bone hole answer to fill out Form Z.

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bone apple tea

So say when you are texting someone, you talk about states and countries. You name Brazil, South Africa and then Argentina. But your friend spells it like this:urgent Tina

P1 shows pic of food: bone apple tea!

P2 replying: it’s bon appetéit

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Then I boned her

The act of boning

Lauren was in the door, then I boned her

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