A Friend You Call Ted

A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.

Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".

Example 1.

Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."

Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"

(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)

calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

I call horse nuts

I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit

Why did that not count, I call Horse Nuts

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Call Meh Batman

Best Player on Xbox Live

You: Me and Call Meh Batman scored 5 gazillion on RB2 today

Bob: Yes, because he is that awesome

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Call of Duty: Black Ops

The best excuse for arriving at school late, not doing your homework, why you didn't exit the house when there was a fire, and it also explains WHY THE GUY NEXT TO YOUR DESK IN CLASS IS STILL SINGLE.

Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.

Example:

Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-

Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-

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zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.

zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

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Call of Duty Gun Rack

an abnormally large arsenal of weaponry complete with firearms not typically viewed as use for self defense conveniently displayed in one's house for all to see from outside the house. Thereby stating the fact that you are not to be fucked with.

Bro, have you seen your neighbor's Call of Duty Gun Rack? I would just love to see someone try an fuck with him.

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