He is a fucking legend he is dumb as fuck and funny as hell.
Be a Christian
I want to be a Christian
Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot
X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...
big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike
"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"
One Sexy beast from Norway who is tired of searching his name on the internet and only getting religious results.
Christian is really good at Fortnite.
Damn Christian is so hot and good at Fortnite.
John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day