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A family that is pre-made or a girlfriend that already has kids.
My buddy just started dating a girl that has a cookie cutter family.
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When ice cream is so good, it's like an orgasm in your mouth.
Guy #1: Hey bro, you want some of that cookies 'n scream?
Guy #2: Dude wtf is that?
Guy #1: It's some bomb ass ice cream.
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This happens when a man's hips are hovering over a womens chest and hes procedes to orgasm across her face. He orgasms so hard that he losses all control of his rectal musles and proceeds to deposit a loaf on said womens chest.
I told you we should not have ate mexican last night. I ended up giving this chick a Cookies n Cream.
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a delisous cookie, much like a chinese fourtune cookie.
Kayla: is that a Chinese Fourtune Cookie?
Girl: No, it's an American Fourtune Cookie.
Kayla: Really? Do they make those?
Girl: ???
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a type of cookie that instead of milk, it has female or male ejaculation fluids (preferably female) . they are then baked and eaten like regular cookies
bro, i wanna eat her cum cookie so bad.
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sticking a cookie up someones ass
he likes el fudge cookies
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1. The act of enthusiastically spraying your ejaculate on or about your partners hindquarters after vigorous anal sex.
2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.
1. Trimble furiously drove his Kosher Missile into Grandma's Hershey Highway, but soon felt as though he was going to spill the gravy in the brown bbq pit, so grandma just said "Go ahead and toss yo' cookies darlin!".
2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!
Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!
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