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liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

184๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


whistle dick

What my uncle Bill called males as a passing friendly redneck nickname. Not meant to be insulting.

Hey whistle dick, long time no see, how you been?
Hey whistle dick, how's your folks doin these days?
Come here whistle dick, and give me a hand with this tire.
Thanks whistle dick, I couldn't've done it without you.

by DLE April 10, 2006

146๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick wod

someone who is a massive dick. often aplyed 2 people who act in selfish ways. broken down dick means the male reproductive organ and wod means massive.

hey get out of my way dick wod

by Louis Matthew Murray October 10, 2004

81๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Getting dicked

When one receives the male fallace in a sexual manner.

Group of Fuck Boys are on a night out after a Cheeky Nando's, and they see a fine piece of meat in the club.

Fuck Boy #1: 'I'd destroy that lesser female!'
Fuck Boy #2: 'She's getting dicked tonight!'

by BinLadz May 26, 2015

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two Dicks

Two Dicks is the term that is mostly used by Blueface, the meaning of this phrase is that you have 1 dick and 1 strap (glock, pistol, sidearm) in your pants.

Nobody:
Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko
Nobody: that is actually fire

by Invalid Silver April 15, 2019

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


andy dick

A guy with absolutley no fans.

Upon searching a UD definition for "andy dick" I did not find any. Lol

by ParanoidAndroid71 October 8, 2006

438๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 5, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž