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That moment after you drink where you act stupider and say stupider things, and although you consciously know you're doing it because you're drunk, you do it anyways.
"Why'd he say that? He only had 2 drinks."
"Because he was in a stage of drunk ambiguity."
June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.
A drunk person who can easily get riled up and become verbally and physically hostile.
Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
Me:Hey, where's your dad?
You: Oh, The raging drunk got arrested again.
Me:Fair enough.
A woman who texts sexually explicit content as a result of consuming too much vodka at O'Conners in New Milford....
Karen drank too much vodka and became a "Drunk Sexter"
1. When you and your friends go in a room with a hangover and let the most smelliest, nastiest, foulest farts you can ever imagine fill the room while your companions take a huge whif of hell!!! 2. The act of drunk hotboxing.
Man I can’t believe we’re totally gonna have all this beans, Limburger cheese, and broccoli with lots of beer and liquor! We should totally have a drunk hotboxing day tomorrow!!!
(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
Did you read the drunk journal yet?