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An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict
Oh lord its drunk sheldon
Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.
"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"
The act of getting drunk and playing any of the Call of Duty franchise games, subsequently prestiging after two or three seemingly good games whilst under the influence of alcohol thereby going back to the lowest level in the game, at the cost of all your weapons all for a simple rank upgrade.
Person A-"Dude, I got slammed last night on rum and drunk prestige in BO2"
Person B-"C`mon man, don't you know that crap is just to keep your playing and ignoring the lack of end-game?"
Person A-"It's working."
Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...
Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)
A state in which a person who was drunk the day prior is acting with an increased level of stupidity.
Payton was not making any sense. The stupid comments he was making must have been the Roll-over Drunk talking.