eat my cherry pie

Eating out a pussy then popping the cherry.

Hey baby, you gonna eat my cherry pie tonight?

I'll eat your kids

A phrase used as intimidation; used many times by Mike Tyson to intimidate his opponents before a match

I'm fucking crazy!! I'll eat your kids bitch!!

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Girls who eat Carrots

It's right in the name- girls who eat carrots are vegetable consuming women.

Liam to Dennis: Do you know any girls who eat carrots?
Dennis: My sis eats carrots. She likes carrots, along with corn, rice, and-
Liam.exe has stopped working.

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You Shave It I Eat It

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

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moth eating mother fucker

A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker

Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"

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dick eating syndrome - DES

Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them

"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"

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Cheese eating surrender monkey

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

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