french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.
Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!
A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries
Pardon my french fries
When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .
Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..
The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.
Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?
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A release of gas from one's posterior
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?
Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
A vacuum cleaner with a French accent, this item has supposedly never existed before and won't ever. so technically this word exists for no reason
I spotted the legendary French vacuum
When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.