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Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 28, 2021


Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.

Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.

by Michael C. February 12, 2022


Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 15, 2011


The Human Rizzapede

its when a human centipede is rizzing up a person

omg The Human Rizzapede just tried to hit on me

by NewPlayer089 July 18, 2024


Human hoop

Eternal Human centipede going anti clockwise with a strap-ons

-Are you free this weekend, I am hosting a Human hoop party

by Insert_your April 30, 2024


Human V-Rung

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.

Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"

by SlickMaple August 19, 2008


Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad June 17, 2012