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An alternative meaning to that of serving life imprisonment (usually after breaking the law) where it states that something is so good you are devoted to it. Another meaning could be that you want to have that object imprisoned by you because you love it so much.
Who's that young aesthetically pleasing female over there? Because she is serving LIFE!
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The time period during which something is generally accepted as funny. After a given amount of time, known as the laugh life of the joke, the joke has run it's course and is no longer funny.
Chuck Norris jokes are a great example of jokes that are past their laugh life
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Ay Saurabh! How was your date last night? Did you inject her fertile womb with your juice of life, you ol' son of a gun?!? I know you did you egg fertilizing bastard.
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1. A bag bought in supermarkets to be kept and reused many times.
2. A womanly part (or a lady with) that is vacuous in size - thus allowing storage of everyday shopping items, eliminating the need for a single-use plastic bag.
3. A wife
Took a girl back to mine on Saturday, when it got to it and I saw her moose's hoof it was so loose and big - she had a right bag for life.
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The most cringiest thing in existence.
1: What's the most cringiest thing ever?
2: Gacha Life
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JETLIFE is a lifestyle of constantly moving upward and forward, or (staying high).
To live the life of a jet plane is to constantly climb, and build speed after takeoff.
A jet is an aircraft propelled by jet engines. Jet engines work from being propelled on the ground then lifting the plane at a constant upward and forward motion.
Jet life to the next life. I.e. Upward and Forward after we start or leave, No looking back or down.
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The act of getting jerked off under a table full of friends while everyone at the table knows what is going on and is uncomfortable but the person doing the jerking who thinks they are discrete and ninja like. Must take place Highlife Lounge in Des Moines. Only made better is when the jerker uses ranch dressing from the jerkee's tator tots as lube.
Man, Jon high lifed the hell out of Kyle at dinner last night and ruined his tator tot.
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