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A phycological method of torture only fit for the suffering of the underworld. And you fifth graders thought you were excited to get out of your pathetic elementary school? Get suited up for numerous mental breakdowns a week caused by a crap ton of useless homework.
Most of the air headed basic white girls are just some wannabe bitches that fail their exams cause “that’s not gonna matter when I’m famous!” Honestly a select few of the guys are chill, but most dudes here look like their twelve year old selves are going to frat parties every night after school.
If you got into TPA or PA, life is gonna suck for you. I thought that I could make it through math easy like I did in elementary school. Answer: NO. You wouldn’t even want to know how many times I’ve nearly cried in my upper-level math class. LA gives you the most pointless homework of all, and believe me when I say it is SO TIME CONSUMING. If you signed up for chorus, my prayers go out to you. I took chorus for a year and it was the dullest 45 minutes, that I’ve ever sat through. And I was super excited for it too. It is utterly horrendous tho. Like awful. So bad. Makes me want to vomit.
Long story short, fail fifth grade. Fail it twice. Do whatever shit you can to escape this nest of darkness. After you enter you never come back the same. Just lifeless shells of what could’ve been.
Person a: “MY BLOOD RUNS ON STRAIGHT CAFFEINE THAT I JUST END UP CRYING OUT AT THE END OF EACH HEART WRENCHING DAY.”
Person b: hmmmm... let me guess...do you go to Connecticut’s circle of hell, Fairfield woods middle school?!
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A school with mostly good people, but the rest are fake. The school is filled with magnet students, and non-magnet students be jealous. 🥰
The school is filled with some rat-people, but the world is also filled with rats, so no need to worry about people’s personalities.
The uniform sucks tho, so does the dress code.
“South Miami Middle School has a great magnet program”
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One of the middle schools in wayne new jersy.the school is divided into two sides for each greade for the sixth grade ith is colts and pegasus. for the seventh grade it is the mustangs and pace setters the eighth grade grade is blue and gold. the popular kids are all upper middle class doucebags that play call of duty all day and brag about getting prestiged every week. but that is onley the popular kids. the un popular kids well they actualy give a fuck about their lives still the popular kids are spoiled assholes. every one bassicly lisstens to same music the hits so there is no variety there. unless u r me. the teachers are either cool or straight up doucebags. all in all if u r popular at this this school u r a gudo that only cares about CoD.(did I mention The food at luch is not too bad but not amazizng) if u r not popular you are normal
Gangsta: yo yo yo waz up you go to anthony wayne middle school aint that righ my niggah!
boy: yah niigah its the worst place eva!
guido: hey you gonna be on xbox tonight?
other guido: yah we gonna kill some mad zombies.
gangsta: yo guido fuckas.
guidos: what do you want black man!
gangsta: you re just a guido mothafuckin CoD addict bastard.
Guidos:we are gonna t-t-tell on you meany * cry cry cry *
thay walk away crying like bastards.
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A school in south jersey where your average 6th grader will first give or get head, and your 7th grade girl will grow up to be a prostitute, also known as the school where your principle suspends for giving hugs and haves footloose played at every school dance.
alyssa blew john..under a table?
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Everybody has a girlfriend and or a boyfriend or they just want them. Full with the nicest kids you could meet, none go into many fights. They also all vape.
Ey man you wanna hit dis vape at Gulf Breeze Middle School?
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A school filled with dumbass Staff, and retarted teachers, it is said that the Vice Principal has fucked at least 30 underage students. The Food is nasty as shit, there are some bad shit crazy girls ( and boys). There are at least 30 students who vape, do weed, and drink alcohal.
Maple View Middle school fucking sucks titty ass.
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Birchland Park Middle School is a Middle School (duh) located in East Longmeadow. The school teaches grade levels 6-8, and has some very talented students. However, there are some problem students. Among those in the problem category are pathetic list makers, stuck up girls, annoying guys who won't leave you alone, and even some of the teachers. The substitutes seem to hate children, except one, but he left to sub at another school. So besides the pluses of being at a "high-class" school with average teachers, the students are what make the school so horrible.
Man, I wish I could go to Birchland Park Middle School, but I couldn't deal with the pathetic no life losers.
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