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If you don't want to swear during a time when you are under duress, then use this phrase to express your angry/disappointed emotions.
John Smith: I left the dog outside in the rain.
Joe Bloggs: Fork n knife...Why?
Scoop N Scoot is an ice cream delivery service, soon to be on college campuses nationwide. The idea and original store became reality at Tufts University in Boston, where three students formed Scoop N Scoot LLC in the summer of 2012.
Johnny found the strength to retrieve his laptop, proceeded to www.scoopnscoot.com, and effortlessly ordered a few Scoop N Scoot sundaes for delivery.
A complex technique for those that have mastered the art of the hamdjob. As made popular publically by The Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, the handjob giver grabs the handjob receivers erect or flaccid penis and makes a swift dab motion.
Dave: So Bill, how'd you know that Karen was the one
Bill: Well you see David, my good lad, Karen can perform the Grab N Dab perfectly. Its widely known that only the best of the best can pull it off.
When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.
Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"
Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull
A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.
I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in
a Rap Duo from the Bronx that currently Reside in Maryland
Def-N-Merk are the illest rappers in the DMV!
When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure
Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.