Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
The time of day where u listen to Kendrick Lamar. From 12 am to 12 am
Barry: what are you listening to
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.
There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.
A term used in Colusa California to describe someone who was touched by his step dad and misses the intimacy deeply. Hell always be a child at heart therefore he lashes out on others via text message, this hiding his true identity with empty threats and tough talk in order to make himself feel like a man. Which he will never be unless he is on his knees before his step dad. This is a real steppa
Don't even respond to that text bro, it's That dude Chester step kid, looking for acceptance. He ain't shit, that dudes a real steppa. A coward.
Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex
Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex