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Going out on a massive rager (ideally margarita or tequila fuelled) and leading to a complete refusal to go home when you are almost dead
Alright lads, are we kicking the headlights tonight?
Leave the house, premises or wherever you are at the time.
I say to my Love,“What time ya gonna kick outta here in the morning Babe?” And he says, “Stop talkin like a hoodlum!” WHAT???
What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles
Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?
- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined
To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.
Dating this guy is a nut kicking game
The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.
Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick