Broke money don't make money

Broke money don't make money.

Silas Broke money don't make money.

Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

your face makes onions cry

This is the God insult say this to someone when they call you ugly or they make fun of you or anytime you want hold this insult in much respect it is very wise and all powerful use this only three times a year so as not to wear it out

Hey Mom thanks for all the help raising me you pretentious bitch fuck you , your face makes onions cry

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You could make a religion out of this

Meme, reference to the famous youtube video "history of the entire world, I guess" on the channel "bill wurtz".

From the video:
"Hi, everything is great, said some guy(Jesus), who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular, which only makes him more popular. You could make a religion out of this."

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making money hand over fist

visiting the sperm bank,as a means of supplemental income.

>kevin exits sperm bank<
kevins friends "hey theres kevin,wow, he's making money hand over fist"

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making the mother of all omelettes here

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.

Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"

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make fun of short people day

october 27th is make fun of short people day. very cool.

a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude

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