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Another meaning for “ah shucks” or “darn it”
Doilet toilet, I forgot my lunch box at work!
A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
A Glizzy (aka Hotdog) that is in a bathroom. Whether intentional, or by accident. Typically accidental toilet glizzies have had 1 or more bites taken out of them, but disgusting people.
"Bro, I stopped at the gas station to take a shit, and there was a fucking toilet glizzy in the bathroom"
Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet
I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly
Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.
Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!
The toilet paper stores still have.
Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.