Playing your mom’s piano

Vaginal intercourse with someone’s mother.

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

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Lil Boi Play

A “Lil boi Play” is a play you make, that is so small, you are pretty much getting carried

Alex: “Hey bro I be making them big BOI plays out here, what about you?”
Evan and Caleb: “We make Lil Boi Plays”

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i don't play for that team

see i don't swing that way

sorry buddy, I don't play for that team.

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well played my friend

a statement of extreme agreement/praise for a particular activity that one of your friends has engaged in. can also be used sarcastically to point out a flaw in logic or action (example. when something is not well played, but you say it was in a sarcastic tone).

dude 1: did you get that girls number last night?
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!

sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.

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chill and play some gamecube

Slang phrase often used as a pickup line for homosexual male date rape, often among the college bro scene.

Hey bro, wanna chill and play some gamecube? I like Jack Johnson. Do you want to talk about it?

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play the one string banjo

To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood

I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight

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Working at the Play Doh Factory

taking a dump, making poo, going #2

Where did you disappear to?
Oh, I've been working at the play doh factory.

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