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When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
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person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)
Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.
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1. The scum, or remains, of feces.
2. An irritating, or stupid person, or just someone you dont particularly enjoy.
example 1: Dude come into the bathroom and look at all my poop scum!
example 2: Wow Jaren, your such a POOP SCUM!
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The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.
The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!
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The magazines often found under the bathroom sink, used by men around the world to pass time while they take care of business.
Ralph searched through the poop pubs hoping to find just the right one to help pass the time.
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Poop Labeling: (poo-p-lay-ba-ling):adjective
An action that describes when a person is pooping and begins to read labels on various bottles nearby out of boredom. Can consist of perfumes, lotions, shampoos and conditioners.
Today I walked in on Mr. Young poop labeling my bottle of perfume by Victoria's Secret
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