A train conducted by psychopaths.
"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"
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Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.
Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.
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When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes
All-Day Diarrea
-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!
-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!
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A night of significant pooping.
A really crappy night.
Last night was such a poop night!
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When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.
Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
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An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness
(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil
"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"
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after you have released a poo and wiped but then you have to release another poo
god i just had to take three extra poops and i used a full roll of toilet paper
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