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A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.
Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.
It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.
Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!
1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.
Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.
When you pour vodka inside of a bitch fuck her and as she is screaming you say нет and throw her at the wall
Josh: I totally gave Rebecca a Russian Raging Bull last night
Liam: goddamn what a savage!
Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.
*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then
When ten Russian women rape a gay man.
Oh I wasn't gonna lose faith in my son, that's when I got him a Russian Viagra!
The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!
Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL