Like regular 69 except you eat each other’s ass
when your downtown for dinner and your surprised with a serving of asshole that’s a 69 salad
When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.
Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
"he is a croots salad"
A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.
A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.
OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole
I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad
1. One who you always see in the drive-through at a fast food place.
2. An obese person.
Joe: Holy shit, look at that Salad-doger!
Mike: Ya that's Colt!
Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+
I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.