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General douchebag version of a drug free kid.
Someone who is IN YOUR FACE drug free for absolutely no reason. They feel the need to announce to everyone that they are straight edge and generalize everyone who doesnt draw x's on their hands as douchebag people.
Will challenge you to constant fights completely unprovoked if you aren't straight edge (Even if you are drug free) but will never fight one on one and will only fight with weapons and all of their friends at the same time.
Claim to be doing good for their communities but are actually horrible, terrible people.
Usually are only straight edge to get attention but if none of their straight edge kid friends find out, they have no problem drinking/smoking/doing drugs.
Claim that Earth Crisis is the best band in the world but it is actually the single worst band in existence.
Regular person: Oh hey whats up man?
Straight edge kid: FUCKING BEING STRAIGHT EDGE!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!?!?!?!
Regular Person: No, I don't think so.
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! (calls all of his friends to come fight the regular person)
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Straight edge kid: Hey, what are you doing?
Regular Person: Uhh... hey stranger. Im off to donate to the food bank and go help out at the animal shelter. You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette I could have would you?
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE!! YOURE DEAD!!!
Regular Person: I was just asking, sheesh. It's not that big of a deal.
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Single Straight edge kid: HEY ASSHOLE!! FIGHT ME!!
Smoker who was minding his own business: Ummm... okay?
Single Straight edge kid: what... really? (runs away)
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Straight edge kid: LETS GO SEE EARTH CRISIS!! STRAIGHT EDGE XXX XVX SXE STRAIGHT EDGE HARDCORE STRAIGHT EDGE!!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!
Non-straight edge kid: No, thanks, I like music.
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A person that was once straight, then fell victim to the "liberal agenda", then turned straight again.
The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
I wonder how long it will take before conservapedia makes an article on "ex-ex-straight".
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Used when sayin somethings on point, cool, rad, legit etc. usually when talkin about a bands performance
"Yeah you guys we're right on, straight up and down"
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A group of people that stay away from drugs, and alcohol.
They put Xs on the back of their hands and T-Shirts to advertise their commitment.
They beleive in no sex to marriage, or no casual sex. Meaning that you dont sleep around, or have sex just to do it.
Straight Edge
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people who choose to not do drugs , drink alcohol or have casual sex .
" hey man , want some hash ? " says darth vader
" no thanks , im straight edge . " r2d2
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Where one girl who is straight is gay for another girl but says she's straight.
Girl 1: OMG, Zendaya is SOOOOO hot. I'm like so gay for her.
Girl 2: But are you like, bisexual now?
Girl 1: WHAT?! Noooo. I'm like, totes straight!
Girl 2: You're such a straight gay girl.
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A slang word used to describe an ass pirate/jockey, peter puffer, or any other word to describe a homosexual.
Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"
Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"
Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.