how to take over the world

it is organized into four easy steps
1:TAKE IN A LOT OF MONEY
2:FIND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
3:MAKE AN ARMY
4:ATTACK!!!
all people will bow down to you if you follow the steps
btw if you have angry cats ,use them in the army cause they are so cute in little battle gear and they have deadly bites... :)

cat lord: mew meow meow(how to take over the world.).

cat army: MEOW!

Take a walk to Poo Park

Go for a shit/dump/crap.

Laurie: I got a real bad pain in my stomach.
David: Sounds like you need to take a walk to Poo Park buddy.

it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'

1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.

2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.

1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.

2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.

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taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

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Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

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take a chance on me

This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.

I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.

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taking his car for a walk

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.

Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk