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When some unexpected but not unmanageable event occurs making someone forget all protocol or etiquette regarding the original situation often leading to great inconvenience for those not involved with the new event or situation.
Examples include:
When one enters a restaurant with an acquaintance only to find a baseball game on television and the game becomes the primary focus of one or both persons’ attention.
When someone sees a magazine with an interesting cover photo on a rack in a grocery store and rather than pay for it and read it at home, they grab the magazine with no regard to where their shopping cart is and block the aisle while reading the magazine in the store.
When someone is driving but stopped at a light and sees a friend in another vehicle or on a sidewalk and begins a conversation completely disregarding the traffic signals or that there are other drivers behind him who would like to get on with their lives.
Thing 1: Thanks for suggesting dinner.
Thing 2: Yeah I love the enchiladas here.
Thing 1: Oh, that's right; the Giants are on.
Thing 2: You gonna have a beer?
Thing 1 They took Lincecum out already!?
Waiter: Are you guys ready to order?
Thing 2: Yeah, I’ll have the enchiladas and a big Sierra Nevada.
Thing 1: I bet it’s that problem with the cuticle on the ring-finger of this throwing hand. Did you hear about that?
Thing 2: Ummm, you ready to order?
Waiter: Let me give you guys a few minutes.
Thing 2: So what looks good?
Thing 1: (very loudly in spite of children in the restaurant) Bullshit! It was a strike. Did you see that? See? See? Watch the replay. Are you watching?
Thing 2: DUDE! Stop going all ADD and at least order, and then we'll watch the game.
all tongue and no taste is when someone either rich or has a lot of stuff but still buys ugly or naff stuff. similar to “money can’t buy taste”
i said it the other day when i couldn’t think of the phrase but i think it works
person 1: omg did you see jessica’s new designer bag?
person 2: it’s so fugly, who’d even pay that much for that shit?
person 1: fr, all tongue and no taste. if i were rich i’d buy decent stuff at least
The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.
Go All Skipper
The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.
Example of how it is used in a sentence:
The person who wrote this definition definitely went all skipper.
An event that continues over night.
example:
1. studying for an exam the next day
2. Having a bomb ass sleep over with your cousins from overseas
Siena: "Omg liv I can't wait to pull the all night-er"
Olivia: " I know we will party till the sun comes up"
When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.
I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth
smiles to be brought And given all around
“Dam , see him over there, he got smiles all around.”