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A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!
I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!
Someone who hunts inbred people for a living.
Jake went to Alabama to become a Monster Hunter. He preferred to use a long sword than a rifle for such job.
A rave monster is a person who enjoys raving anytime anywhere, however usually in their home late at night. lurking in the dark these bass addled lunatics develop their own unique style of raving taking it to new extremes.
Dan seems kinda wrecked whats up with that?
I heard the guy is a complete rave monster, probably got blazed and was at it again last night.
When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.
Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
Monster: Give someone a monster letting them know you are still alive but dead inside
I dont know how to express my emotions cory so happy Monster-May
A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...
A sexual position in which one party climbs inside a port-o-potty and has their partner sit on the toilet seat while the first party performs oral sex from inside the toilet
"Dude ..Brad smells like shit."
"I know, he just got done giving Angela a Sewer monster"
"Gross"