When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.
Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!
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Similar to the more common cream pie in which a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina. However, this cream pie results in the accidental impregnation of the woman.
Your little brother was the result of a sour cream pie.
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When a rabbit drops a hot load in your mouth.
Dude, your rabbit just gave me a Cadbury Cream Pie
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A term started by Gorilla Zoe: The bottom of the pot where crack is being made, it will form a circular object that looks like a pie.
I'm in the kitchen whippin up banana cream pies.
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A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.
We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!
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Oreo Creme Pie is when you give a girl with a hairy bush a creme pie, causing a mass amount of flavors.
Dude #1: "Dude I totally gave jenny a Oreo Creme Pie last night!"
Dude #2: "Right on dude! How much hair did she have!"
Dude #1:"More than your mom"
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When a girl shits and then proceeds to piss on said shit. Then the guy takes the shit shoves it in her vagina and proceeds with intercourse
Ezekiel: Yo Eric I heard you Mississippi mud pied Ana last night! Is that true?
Eric: Fuck yeah I did! Best night worst clean up.
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