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The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse
Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!
A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.
Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.
something that you type when you're bored and confused
"I like russian minions, green eyes, brown hair, muscular, atleast 170 pounds."
Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.
Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!
The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.
"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."
An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.
Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?
Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster
Person 1: Oh... nevermind