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when a couple is making whoopi.......and the stick(dick) is withdrawn too far (usually cause the guy thinks it is longer than it really is) and then misses going back in. Therefore, the dick stick has been bent.
Oh.....shit, I bent my whoopi stick..... man that hurts
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an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.
mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.
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The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
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a ciggarette or marijauna ciggarette
Yo, give me a hit off that hesh stick braw
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When a sock has been so semen starched from repeated use as a jackrag that it can be used as a hockey stick.
You jerked off into that sock so many times it hardened into a socky stick.
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Unflattering nickname for a 7-11 taquito; referencing not only its shape, but the unknown composition of the mysterious spicy meat-like contents within.
Not the same as the 7-11 Big Bite, which under certain rare conditions and degrees of desperation, can often prove edible.
"Hang on; I wanna stop in to 7-11 for a Red Bull and a coupla snout sticks."
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When You Take A FishHook And Shove It Up Ur Dick Hole
Dad i stick rodded
Nigga da fuq
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