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used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
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It means that it takes people to kill people with that gun. A gun can't just hop out the holster and automatically shoot it's victim.
Extended Version of "ROMEO MUST DIE"
DMX: Guns don't kill people, People kill people.
Po: You stupid as fuck, nigga.
DMX: Shut the fuck up Chinko before I chunk yo ass up, bitch. This gun can't jump out my God Damn arms and shoot your bitch ass up.
Po and his Crew: Oh.
DMX: (Sucks Teeth and Shakes Head) Stupid ass niggas.
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The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends agian with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend agian. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.
Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!
Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!
Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!
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Truer words could never have been said.
Stupid Urban Dicktionary. There's no example needed, yet you're making me write one anyway. And you're forcing me to write "guns don't kill people, people kill people" in its context also. Fucking cunts.
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A full-spectrum insult. Said at anytime and anyone to a silly remark.
1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.
B: Why don't you stay at home more often?
2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?
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Do not cheat on bae with bae's friend and then be mean to those who saw.
Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to her who could text Leigha in .5 seconds and let her know. Don't shit where you eat.
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One can prove how much money they can make.
If i say it will rain tommorow-then there is possiblity that might rain but what are the odds?
if i say 5 & 5 is ten.be it today or tommorrow the answer will still be the same
in a nutshell you can't fight numbers they are always (if logically) correct Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie"
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