Bird to Sign Time

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.

"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"

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austrian bird principal

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.

What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal

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to fly a giant bird

Literally, to do drugs

Comes from the video "The Wierd World of LSD (1967)"
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"Dude, do you want to fly a giant bird with me this weekend?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Man, we're gonna get so toked!"

reverse momma bird

When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth

Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me

human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass

Wow that girl is into being a human bird house

Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

dirty bird bitch

A person who exhibits a disgusting and often extreme lack of care for personal hygiene and safety.

After a sexual encounter, Amber lynn disposed of a condom down the garbage disposal and was therefore a self proclaimed dirty bird bitch.

Dirty Bird Bitch Larry was using a public restroom and there wasn't any toilet paper so he removed his shoe and used his sock instead. Afterwards, he put the sock back on.

Having run out of money for cigarettes, Candy the dirty bird bitch dug around in a public ash tray instead.