A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.
Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.
An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
A “titty twat” is formed when one pushes two breasts together and forms another location to insert a penis.
It was that time of the month and so i used her titty twat to take care of business.
verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.
You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
Going to McDonald's for a salad
Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?
When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.
"Brenda is such a techer twat"
"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"
When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring
The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night